Where have you been FINALE

heyy guys! ive been such a bad blogger i know and im really sorry! love you all -zayoon

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fahad: no i meant with the short?-.-


me: umm putting it in my bag 

fahad: laa maku! 

me: bs faha-

: hallaa wallah bil 7ub! missed me?

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me: 6AYOOB!!

6ayoob: hey theree

fahad: shtabeen yal muz3ija?-.-

6ayoob: shtabi? I didn’t come here for you-.-

me: 6ayoob I know you want a dress or pants or something go take whatever you want

6ayoob: youre the best!!

Me: fahood pass me that short please

Fahad: here (handing me the short) shrayich I finish the rest of your bag? U did mine go relax ill do this

Me: are you sure?

Fahad: positive

I moved away from my bag and let fahad do the rest… when he got a call

Fahad: 7abeebty answer it please

Me: aloo

: umm fahad?

Me: ….

Fahad: shfeech?

Me: its… its jury

We went silent for couple of seconds then heard

Jury: aloo fahood

Fahad grabbed the phone from my hand: 5air

Jury: shfeek em3a9b sawatlik shay hal 7aywana?

Fahad: n3m? intay il7aywana! Just move on!! Im getting married next week! Can you just give up already?

Jury: bs faha-

Fahad: bs nothing bye jury

I grabbed the phone from him: hii w btw try calling again and I will hurt you kayy byeee

All fahad and me could do at the moment was laugh our asses off! Shes soo pathetic

Lets put a pause and come back to 2012: jury still calls fahad but he blocked her number, shes getting a divorce cause her husband found out that she calls a married man who wont answer her calls

Back to the story…

1 week later…

6ayoob: are you ready?

Me: not really

6ayoob: zayoon look at me, ur beautiful fahads a really lucky guy and im sure that hes gonna be speechless when he sees you

me: I love you!

6ayoob: much more babe, now yalla its time to go

we both went downstairs… I was eating a chocolate bar soo I don’t get dizzy and 6ayoob had to hol a Kleenex under my mouth since I kept on dropping pieces on the floor

mama: yalla zayoona its time

the big doors opened… I looked around saw my grandmothers, my cousins, my friends and many other people that my mother knew…

a few hours later they announced that the men were coming in, as soon as the women wore their 7ijabs they came in…

fahad looked soo hot! It’s the first time ive ever seen him look at me in a way that made me feel special

He came and sat next to me, when the guys left he whispered in my ear: you look stunning im soo lucky to have a girl like you…

And that was it… happily married and still going strong! I hope you guys liked my story! And I will write another one but it wont be true ill make it up, but not at the moment I hope you guys are enjoying yourselves! Take care and enjoy the last days of 2012! 

Update!

heyy guys!
i know you want a post and not this stupid update but im very sick ive been in the hospital for a couple days now and i really dont know whats wrong...inshallah ill be out in a couple of days but for now im chilling in bed trying not to kill myself.... anyways! have fun in winter break! and please "YOLO" isnt gonna help you with life enjoy it but dont die!
much love... zayoon

Where have you been 11

heyy guys! i knw it been a long time since i posted something but ive been really busy! and whenever i have free time ill post even if its short!
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jassim: laa mara7 arou7 ila itha intay ma3ay!!

me: stop making a big problem turn around and leave before i call the cops

jassim: 3abalich 5ayif minich? ta3alay *pulling me soo hard that i feel on the floor and hit my head*

the last thing i remember was seeing fahad gorgeous face...

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not knwing where i was kinda freaked me out... i woke up to beeping machines and bandages on my head.. what happened?

me: fahad...

fahad:...

me: FAHAD!!!!

fahad: zayoona shfeech im here are you okay? tabeen anadii il dictor?

me: noo abii maay!

fahad: okayy gi3day 3adel

i did as i was told... at that point i froze... jassim was standing infront of me... shyabii hatha?

me: fahad what is he doing here.

fahad: kan yabiii eshouf itha u were okayy

me: well im fine soo u can go.

jassim: zayoon-

me: alzain!

jassim: alzain wallah i didnt mean to do what i did

me: i dont care just get out!

jassim: bs-

me: bs nothing!! because of you im in the hopsital! because of you i cant sleep at  night without having fahad with me!! because of you i feel like my life is ruined!!! now get out!!

he left.. i havent heard from him in about 3 weeks... i dont knw what happened to him and i dont really care...

3 weeks later...

me: fahaaad wayn my dress!

fahad: which one?

me: the pink one ili mal ba7ar

i was packing for my honeymoon with fahad... he wasnt a big help cause whenever i put a short to wear over my bikini he throws it out of the bag... idiot

fahad: hatha?

me: ee thank youuu!

trying to sneak in a short..

fahad: shg3d itsween?

me: packing:s

fahad: no i meant with the short?-.-

me: umm putting it in my bag 

fahad: laa maku! 

me: bs faha-

: hallaa wallah bil 7ub! missed me?
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i knw really short post im just tired these days and i have to check up with the baby and everything to make sure its healthy... im waiting very impatiently for januaryy!! anyways enjoy lovess

Where have you been 10

heyy guyss 3eedkum mbarak! soo i knw ive been such a bad blogger these days and i havent been blogging at all bs here is one post and inshallah ill post more soon! love you guys!
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me : soo where are we going?

fahad: ...

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fahad: like what u said cartier

me: u knw i was joking right? i just said that to make her jealous

fahad: ee bs ana min gabel knt bawadeech 

me: for what?

fahad: to buy a ring

me: i get to chose?!!

fahad: yupp

me: i love you sosososo much!! * hes gonna spoil me*

the car ride was soo cute he held my hand and we were talking and laughing and just having weird couple fun... finally we reached cartier and all i can think about is the ring ive been dying to get when i saw it a couple of weeks ago... we walked in and to my surprise we saw......











jassim..

fahad: jasoom?

jassim: halaa fahood shlonik sha5barik? ohh w yayib 5a6eebtii ma3aak!

me: agoul chub laa kaf -.-

fahad: ahaha hes just joking 

me: i knw-.-

jassim: haa shitsawoon ihnee?

me: buying a ring

jassim: ee 9a7 mabrook!

fahad: ebarik feek 7abeeb

jasssim and fahad kept on talking which to my surprise this time didnt annoy me at all! i just kept on looking at the ring that i wanted... i asked the lady there to get me the ring in my size and she went to check

sales lady: sorry maam its one of a kind 

me: ohh can i try it on?

lady: suree 

soo i tried it on and to my surprise it fit perfectly!! 

me: fahaadd!!! look

fahad: haa? *he got lost looking at the ring and at me that it took him a while to process everything*

me: fahaadd! helloooo

fahad: halaa umm it looks beautiful on you! 

me: really? soo yes or no

fahad: yess!

me: okayy 

i went home and called 6ayoob cause i really didnt wanna be alone tonight since mama is away as usual on a business trip and fahad cant stay over cause hes helping his mother move things around soo im all alone

that night:

6ayoob: holy shit shnu hatha!! *pointing at my ring*

me: a one of a kind cartier all for me!

6ayoob: lucky bi***

me: excuse you -.-

6ayoob: sorryyy-.-

we spent the whole night talking and laughing and at times crying while watching movies.... i missed this girl

i woke up and found a whatsapp from an unknown number

99******:

heyy zayoon it was soo nice seeing you ams law fahad ma kaan ihnaak chan ana 5a6bich w i wouldve told you i love you and i dont care if fahad finds out i cant keep it in me anymore i love you soo much!

me:

mnu?

99******:

umm this is gonna sound soo weird but im jassim

me:

what?!!

jassim:

zayoon i cant take it anymore i love you soo much

me: 

but you cant im gonna marry fahad

jassim:

surprise?

after reading that i heard a click noise at the window i went to see what it was and it turned out to be jassim

since fahad lived close by i called him right away 

fahad: aloo zayoona shfeech 7abeebty are you okayy?!

me: im fine can u sleep over?:(

fahad: ee yalla kanii yay

i looked outside the window for about 10 minutes jassim was still there and fahad came..

fahad: int shitsawii ihnee?!

jassim: fahad i can explain

i rushed down to stop this 

fahad: explain what?! wagef bara bait 5a6eebti?!!

me: fahad please stop!

fahad: zayoona please go back

i hugged him soo tights crying my eyes out that he stopped yelling and looked down at me

me: fahad pleassee!! just come inside please i love you not him 3afya come inside

jassim: laa mara7 arou7 ila itha intay ma3ay!!

me: stop making a big problem turn around and leave before i call the cops

jassim: 3abalich 5ayif minich? ta3alay *pulling me soo hard that i feel on the floor and hit my head*

the last thing i remember was seeing fahad gorgeous face...

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hey guyss i tried to make this post as long as i could i didnt want to keep going cause its gonna ruin everything! have fun bl3eed w be safe! love you all - zayoon

Where have you been 9

heyy guys! i knw i havent been posting alot! fahads driving me crazy!!!! i promise ill post asap i love you guys! enjoy the post!
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fahad: shiftay that girl m3a the short skirt w tight top? ili shakilha ray7a feeha? *thats how he explains girls.. either ray7a feeha or 7ad'ha covered up!*

 me: eeh?

fahad: hathii....

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fahad: hathi my ex 

me:....

fahad: zayoon... are u alive?

wth is she doing here?! to be honest i knew who his ex was but i didnt knw se was like this.. her faced looks like she was raped my a crayola box she looks like shes wearing her little sisters clothes and no guy in p&t were hitting on her so she decided to go to the bathroom and come out with a shorter skirt...

me: hmm yeah

his ex: fahaad! is that you

i cringed just listening to hear daloo3a voice...

fahad: eeh hala 

her: do you remember me?

fahad: laa wallah *what a lier*

her: ana jury ur ex

right there i wanted to slap her.... um b**** his gf/ soon to be wife is sitting right here!

fahad: ohh ahlain shonich

jury: ohh im being soo rude.. *turned to face me* hii im jury and you are?

me: alzain 

jury: ohh fahad shes ur cousin?

fahad: laa-

me: laa 5a6eebta

right there her face was priceless!! fahad kicked me under the table then sent me a whatsapp

on whatsapp:

fahad: i owe you one

me: hell yeah u do!

fahad: say something to make her leave...

me: okaayy

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me: fahad 7abeeby yalla inrou7? you promised you'd take me to cartier

fahad: ee yallah, asif jury bs lazim inrou7

me: nice meeting you!

jury: you too *with a disgusted face...*

we walked outside laughing soo much that people started staring at us... i cant believe what she did next..

jury full of rage and anger: *walking up to fahads car* int min9ijik?! you told me you would never love anyone but me

fahad: jury ga9ray 7isich 3ayb we're in a public place

me: fahad whats going on?

jury: ur such a bitch!! how could you steal my bf from me

me: first of all i didnt steal ur bf, thani shay im blessed to have someone like him! and lastly now i knw why he left you.. if only u saw how beautiful u are without all this make up that looks like a crayola raped ur face and these tight clothes people would actually like you... and doing this in public im sorry to say is just low.. now dont embarrass urself more than u already did.. turn around and take what i said as advice and please leave us alone..

fahad and jury were both staring at me... fahad was giving me the " woah what just happened" look and she was giving me the "never gonna happen" look

jury: im never gonna take ur crappy advice you bitch * lifting her hand up almost hitting me*

me: *grabbing her hand * jarbay it6igeenii bitshoufeen shay ma shitfee ib 7ayatich fahma? * talking in a calm voice* now turn around *letting go of her hand* and walk away before i stick my louboutins up ur ass... fahad lets go

we both got into the car and she just stood there not knwing what to do

fahad pulled out of the parking and drove away

fahad: what just happened

me: well i yelled at ur ex gave her advice she didnt take it, she wanted to hit me, i didnt let her now here we are..

fahad:....

me: whats wrong

fahad: shaklich kan 7lw wntay itzifeenha

me: is that all u can think about?

fahad: maybeee

what an ass

me : soo where are we going?

fahad: ...

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atleast its a post right? i hoped you guys enjoyed it! and btw jury took my advice and now shes married and has 2 kids.. how cute 

Where have you been 8

heyy guys i knw im such a bad blogger bs i didnt have any time and this was the only free time i had! its too much work doing alot of things i knw its too early but im shopping for the baby and fixing the crib and all those baby things soo i dont have the time! i really love all my followers! if you guys have any questions dont be afraid to ask! ask.fm/wherehveyoubeen me and 6ayoob both answer and im usually on kik if you guys have specific questions for me! alzainalx enjoy the post!
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fahad: go change bni6la3

me: where?

fahad:.....

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fahad: breakfast then wherever you want to go 

me: jed?! 

fahad: haha ee

me: i love you sososososo much!!

fahad: i love you more:****

end of call..

fahads point of view:

*wallah hal bint maynouna bs madrii shasawii bidounha..... awadeeha shopping? laa wai3 5ala9 awadeeha tishtiri aby ring she wants...*

lets pause this for a minute.. yes he actually said this and he just told me like a week ago.. 7maar bs still its really cutee

back to zayoons point of view:

on the phone

fahad: yallah zayoona!

me: yallah im coming down the stairs!

fahad: ba6ee2a-.-

me: agoul chub

i walked out of the main door, shut the door and turned around to find him just standing there staring at me... if you knw me you'd knw that i hate it when people stare at me for a long time i feel weird... its stupid i knw

me: fahad stop it!!

fahad: shasawii wallah ur soo beautiful i cant!

me: agoul irkab ilsayara a7sanlik

fahad: agoulich ur beautiful w mata36eeni wayh

me: *getting into the car* i love you.. happy?

fahad: laa

i lean over to give him a kiss when he decides to face me... awkward? very...

fahad: i knew u were gonna do that

me: ummm :$

fahad: ta3alay *grabs my hips and puts me in his lap and desides to kiss me... hes going cray here*

me: fahad... yallah...we have t-

fahad: okayy... dgeega *he kept kissing me for the next madrii cham minutes... hal walad maynoun*

me: bs maku ba3ad! yallah im hungry!!

fahad: *cursing under his breath* 5ara ... okayy yallah

me: *pretending i didnt hear him whisper 5ara* p&t?

fahad: ee yallah

we went to p&t talked alot and then like after half an hour he randomly started getting awkward...

me: shfeek?

fahad: itha agoulich please lat3a9been

me: i wont yalla goul

fahad: shiftay that girl m3a the short skirt w tight top? ili shakilha ray7a feeha? *thats how he explains girls.. either ray7a feeha or 7ad'ha covered up!*

 me: eeh?

fahad: hathii....

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im soo sorry its short! i promise that the next pot will be longer!! love you all!