Where have you been 9

heyy guys! i knw i havent been posting alot! fahads driving me crazy!!!! i promise ill post asap i love you guys! enjoy the post!
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fahad: shiftay that girl m3a the short skirt w tight top? ili shakilha ray7a feeha? *thats how he explains girls.. either ray7a feeha or 7ad'ha covered up!*

 me: eeh?

fahad: hathii....

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fahad: hathi my ex 

me:....

fahad: zayoon... are u alive?

wth is she doing here?! to be honest i knew who his ex was but i didnt knw se was like this.. her faced looks like she was raped my a crayola box she looks like shes wearing her little sisters clothes and no guy in p&t were hitting on her so she decided to go to the bathroom and come out with a shorter skirt...

me: hmm yeah

his ex: fahaad! is that you

i cringed just listening to hear daloo3a voice...

fahad: eeh hala 

her: do you remember me?

fahad: laa wallah *what a lier*

her: ana jury ur ex

right there i wanted to slap her.... um b**** his gf/ soon to be wife is sitting right here!

fahad: ohh ahlain shonich

jury: ohh im being soo rude.. *turned to face me* hii im jury and you are?

me: alzain 

jury: ohh fahad shes ur cousin?

fahad: laa-

me: laa 5a6eebta

right there her face was priceless!! fahad kicked me under the table then sent me a whatsapp

on whatsapp:

fahad: i owe you one

me: hell yeah u do!

fahad: say something to make her leave...

me: okaayy

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me: fahad 7abeeby yalla inrou7? you promised you'd take me to cartier

fahad: ee yallah, asif jury bs lazim inrou7

me: nice meeting you!

jury: you too *with a disgusted face...*

we walked outside laughing soo much that people started staring at us... i cant believe what she did next..

jury full of rage and anger: *walking up to fahads car* int min9ijik?! you told me you would never love anyone but me

fahad: jury ga9ray 7isich 3ayb we're in a public place

me: fahad whats going on?

jury: ur such a bitch!! how could you steal my bf from me

me: first of all i didnt steal ur bf, thani shay im blessed to have someone like him! and lastly now i knw why he left you.. if only u saw how beautiful u are without all this make up that looks like a crayola raped ur face and these tight clothes people would actually like you... and doing this in public im sorry to say is just low.. now dont embarrass urself more than u already did.. turn around and take what i said as advice and please leave us alone..

fahad and jury were both staring at me... fahad was giving me the " woah what just happened" look and she was giving me the "never gonna happen" look

jury: im never gonna take ur crappy advice you bitch * lifting her hand up almost hitting me*

me: *grabbing her hand * jarbay it6igeenii bitshoufeen shay ma shitfee ib 7ayatich fahma? * talking in a calm voice* now turn around *letting go of her hand* and walk away before i stick my louboutins up ur ass... fahad lets go

we both got into the car and she just stood there not knwing what to do

fahad pulled out of the parking and drove away

fahad: what just happened

me: well i yelled at ur ex gave her advice she didnt take it, she wanted to hit me, i didnt let her now here we are..

fahad:....

me: whats wrong

fahad: shaklich kan 7lw wntay itzifeenha

me: is that all u can think about?

fahad: maybeee

what an ass

me : soo where are we going?

fahad: ...

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atleast its a post right? i hoped you guys enjoyed it! and btw jury took my advice and now shes married and has 2 kids.. how cute