Friday, October 26, 2012

Where have you been 10

heyy guyss 3eedkum mbarak! soo i knw ive been such a bad blogger these days and i havent been blogging at all bs here is one post and inshallah ill post more soon! love you guys!
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me : soo where are we going?

fahad: ...
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fahad: like what u said cartier

me: u knw i was joking right? i just said that to make her jealous

fahad: ee bs ana min gabel knt bawadeech 

me: for what?

fahad: to buy a ring

me: i get to chose?!!

fahad: yupp

me: i love you sosososo much!! * hes gonna spoil me*

the car ride was soo cute he held my hand and we were talking and laughing and just having weird couple fun... finally we reached cartier and all i can think about is the ring ive been dying to get when i saw it a couple of weeks ago... we walked in and to my surprise we saw......











jassim..

fahad: jasoom?

jassim: halaa fahood shlonik sha5barik? ohh w yayib 5a6eebtii ma3aak!

me: agoul chub laa kaf -.-

fahad: ahaha hes just joking 

me: i knw-.-

jassim: haa shitsawoon ihnee?

me: buying a ring

jassim: ee 9a7 mabrook!

fahad: ebarik feek 7abeeb

jasssim and fahad kept on talking which to my surprise this time didnt annoy me at all! i just kept on looking at the ring that i wanted... i asked the lady there to get me the ring in my size and she went to check

sales lady: sorry maam its one of a kind 

me: ohh can i try it on?

lady: suree 

soo i tried it on and to my surprise it fit perfectly!! 

me: fahaadd!!! look

fahad: haa? *he got lost looking at the ring and at me that it took him a while to process everything*

me: fahaadd! helloooo

fahad: halaa umm it looks beautiful on you! 

me: really? soo yes or no

fahad: yess!

me: okayy 

i went home and called 6ayoob cause i really didnt wanna be alone tonight since mama is away as usual on a business trip and fahad cant stay over cause hes helping his mother move things around soo im all alone

that night:

6ayoob: holy shit shnu hatha!! *pointing at my ring*

me: a one of a kind cartier all for me!

6ayoob: lucky bi***

me: excuse you -.-

6ayoob: sorryyy-.-

we spent the whole night talking and laughing and at times crying while watching movies.... i missed this girl

i woke up and found a whatsapp from an unknown number

99******:

heyy zayoon it was soo nice seeing you ams law fahad ma kaan ihnaak chan ana 5a6bich w i wouldve told you i love you and i dont care if fahad finds out i cant keep it in me anymore i love you soo much!

me:

mnu?

99******:

umm this is gonna sound soo weird but im jassim

me:


what?!!

jassim:

zayoon i cant take it anymore i love you soo much

me: 

but you cant im gonna marry fahad

jassim:

surprise?

after reading that i heard a click noise at the window i went to see what it was and it turned out to be jassim

since fahad lived close by i called him right away 

fahad: aloo zayoona shfeech 7abeebty are you okayy?!

me: im fine can u sleep over?:(

fahad: ee yalla kanii yay

i looked outside the window for about 10 minutes jassim was still there and fahad came..

fahad: int shitsawii ihnee?!

jassim: fahad i can explain

i rushed down to stop this 

fahad: explain what?! wagef bara bait 5a6eebti?!!

me: fahad please stop!

fahad: zayoona please go back

i hugged him soo tights crying my eyes out that he stopped yelling and looked down at me

me: fahad pleassee!! just come inside please i love you not him 3afya come inside

jassim: laa mara7 arou7 ila itha intay ma3ay!!

me: stop making a big problem turn around and leave before i call the cops

jassim: 3abalich 5ayif minich? ta3alay *pulling me soo hard that i feel on the floor and hit my head*

the last thing i remember was seeing fahad gorgeous face...
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hey guyss i tried to make this post as long as i could i didnt want to keep going cause its gonna ruin everything! have fun bl3eed w be safe! love you all - zayoon

Friday, October 5, 2012

Where have you been 9

heyy guys! i knw i havent been posting alot! fahads driving me crazy!!!! i promise ill post asap i love you guys! enjoy the post!
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fahad: shiftay that girl m3a the short skirt w tight top? ili shakilha ray7a feeha? *thats how he explains girls.. either ray7a feeha or 7ad'ha covered up!*

 me: eeh?

fahad: hathii....
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fahad: hathi my ex 

me:....

fahad: zayoon... are u alive?

wth is she doing here?! to be honest i knew who his ex was but i didnt knw se was like this.. her faced looks like she was raped my a crayola box she looks like shes wearing her little sisters clothes and no guy in p&t were hitting on her so she decided to go to the bathroom and come out with a shorter skirt...

me: hmm yeah

his ex: fahaad! is that you

i cringed just listening to hear daloo3a voice...

fahad: eeh hala 

her: do you remember me?

fahad: laa wallah *what a lier*

her: ana jury ur ex

right there i wanted to slap her.... um b**** his gf/ soon to be wife is sitting right here!

fahad: ohh ahlain shonich

jury: ohh im being soo rude.. *turned to face me* hii im jury and you are?

me: alzain 

jury: ohh fahad shes ur cousin?

fahad: laa-

me: laa 5a6eebta

right there her face was priceless!! fahad kicked me under the table then sent me a whatsapp

on whatsapp:

fahad: i owe you one

me: hell yeah u do!

fahad: say something to make her leave...

me: okaayy

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me: fahad 7abeeby yalla inrou7? you promised you'd take me to cartier

fahad: ee yallah, asif jury bs lazim inrou7

me: nice meeting you!

jury: you too *with a disgusted face...*

we walked outside laughing soo much that people started staring at us... i cant believe what she did next..

jury full of rage and anger: *walking up to fahads car* int min9ijik?! you told me you would never love anyone but me

fahad: jury ga9ray 7isich 3ayb we're in a public place

me: fahad whats going on?

jury: ur such a bitch!! how could you steal my bf from me

me: first of all i didnt steal ur bf, thani shay im blessed to have someone like him! and lastly now i knw why he left you.. if only u saw how beautiful u are without all this make up that looks like a crayola raped ur face and these tight clothes people would actually like you... and doing this in public im sorry to say is just low.. now dont embarrass urself more than u already did.. turn around and take what i said as advice and please leave us alone..

fahad and jury were both staring at me... fahad was giving me the " woah what just happened" look and she was giving me the "never gonna happen" look

jury: im never gonna take ur crappy advice you bitch * lifting her hand up almost hitting me*

me: *grabbing her hand * jarbay it6igeenii bitshoufeen shay ma shitfee ib 7ayatich fahma? * talking in a calm voice* now turn around *letting go of her hand* and walk away before i stick my louboutins up ur ass... fahad lets go

we both got into the car and she just stood there not knwing what to do

fahad pulled out of the parking and drove away

fahad: what just happened

me: well i yelled at ur ex gave her advice she didnt take it, she wanted to hit me, i didnt let her now here we are..

fahad:....

me: whats wrong

fahad: shaklich kan 7lw wntay itzifeenha

me: is that all u can think about?

fahad: maybeee

what an ass

me : soo where are we going?

fahad: ...

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atleast its a post right? i hoped you guys enjoyed it! and btw jury took my advice and now shes married and has 2 kids.. how cute